american-dreamin:

luxxy-chan:

stephaniedanielle:

geekscoutcookies:

xtinathegreat:

literally actually the best tumblr post of 2013.

may we carry this piece of scripture for the reads of 2014 and beyond.

The last part just threw me over the edge hahaha

And on the seventh day, The Lord said, “You look dusty.”

This post kept me in school.

(Source: antdoubleu, via maryyannneeee)

mcstafa:

yeah ur cute but will you cuddle with me and plan revolutions

(via maryyannneeee)

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via maryyannneeee)

youcouldntseeforthelights:

justplainsomething:

hermionegranger:

Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

Anthony Weiner when not involving his dick usually says at least relevant things.

(via vastrajennyandstrax)

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

(via paperbulletsofthebrain)

inbetweenthelineart:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET EVER SINCE I GOT ON TUMBLR

(Source: ilikeubuturcrazy, via ohheyitslivia)

lapbotttom:

thatonedeadkid:

moldykins:

SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S  SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF
NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL

third wheeling

third whaling

lapbotttom:

thatonedeadkid:

moldykins:

SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S  SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF

NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL

third wheeling

third whaling

(via winterspoetryandstuff)

backshelfpoet:

sext: i could make a mausoleum of your mouth, bury my bones behind your molars to whisper dirty words in dead languages.

(via altlitpress)

adrianbowen:

mostrandomfaves:

THEY’D BE SLAUGHTERED IMMEDIATELY

“Now go, unleash hell.” 

I love this Gif so much..

(Source: birdstump, via shalltheground-andrevolutionmeet)

etababy-james:

deadlydinos:

When straight men are like “but if I share a locker room with a gay guy he might look at me!”

Okay leaving aside the fact that gay doesn’t mean attracted to you

And gay doesn’t mean “lacking in any sort of human decency or inability to prevent staring”

Date a writer. We know an audience and can text youre way to an orgasmic finish.


Made this for you.

Made this for you.

(Source: lee-enfeel, via notfuckingaroundthistime)

Good Lookers

I need to remind myself that I am not a classical nude oil painting.

My curves will last longer than the fading pigments and tearing canvas.

More complex wars have been fought inside me than any historian can

feasibly weave a tale of.

And I’m not obligated to be a romantic silhouette, 

to smile and fill the warm air with compliments I don’t mean.

I am sincere and I will tell you when your metaphors are cliche,

because I expect to be treated like the fucking Queen of England.

I do not want the mouth you kiss your mother with.

I am worthy of the mouth with lips the color of raspberries,

releasing venom when they bleed, and when I bite, I seal my own fate.

I am more than the outline their eyes trace around my body,

if they don’t have the nerve to step off the streets to understand my

mind, they don’t deserve to paint me how they please. 

I am more than what they see, I am every piece whole, defined by the 

vivid blues in the veins of my heart.